Joke of the day: Who wants to be a millionaire

A married couple is viewing the program “Who Wants To Be a Millionaire.” The husband playfully winks and suggests, “Dear, shall we head upstairs?”

The wife declines his invitation, prompting him to ask once more. She again responds with a negative.

In response, the husband inquires, “Is that your final answer?” The wife affirms her decision.

The husband then asks, “May I call a friend for assistance?”